
roddylaughingalonewithshittypuns:
“So well intended, and yet so insulting.”
Fuck you Gale, I thought we were friends.
“They even mourn their dead.”
8|“Under the Han dynasty, the workings of the state bureaucracy also improved and the government was linked to formal training that emphasized the values of the Confucian philosophy.”
I WIN“My grandparents did these things- And my parents, too.”
Oh.
“I’ve never seen it done like that before, either!”
/CRYING
“At their simplest, prayers are just talking to the gods.”
…No sex for me ;3;
“Destitution (absolute poverty) is the lack of the basic necessities of life.”
…Well fuck.
“Carefully inscribed was a line he recognized from the book of Ecclesiastes: HE THAT INCREASETH KNOWLEDGE INCREASETH SORROW.”
So…don’t has sex with me or else you’s gonn’ get real sad. :’(
“The body of an old man covered by a sheet was wheeled by just as Billy entered the corridor.”
…So it goes?
“A voltage detector sense power—even through wire and cable insulation.”
uh
okay
“Owing to the spherical form of its articular surface, the arm is able to carry out various free movements.”
WELP.“LET GO, LET GO!” screamed polly.
i..
uh…
i’m kind of scared now.
i’ll be in my chastity cage if anyone needs me.
“Usually it was like spillage- cold and heavy, slippery and gray- but once in a while some stars had the nerve to rise and float, if only for a few minutes.”
Uhhh…can we please elaborate on the context of this slippery and heavy “spillage”?
You try to get a gander through the KITCHEN WINDOW, but you can’t see a whole lot!
…welp that just about sums it up. I’ll be watching porn and watching everyone else hook up. :/“He quickly whipped the revolver from his waistband and brandished it proudly.”
I’m so okay with this.
“Light flared, brighter than even sunlight in these shadows: Niko stood in the opening between the buildings and the road, his upraised hand glowing.”
I can work with this.
“So well intended, and yet so insulting,” Gale whispers in my ear.
oh well
“The hair is heavy with moisture, the face as wet as the dewy grass all abut.”
alrighty……..
A big hose twice a day. Mostly he laughed and had a good time.
I can Live with that one…
(Source: loveclaire)
edge.” - Transformers Exodus Oh My God…
It gazed at Sophie a moment longer. not to bad.
“Then, quite without warning, something more unsettling than even the most battering bump took place.” … Not sure how to...
“It made me so nervous I nearly went crazy.” The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
“From 7:00 p.m. to 5:00 a.m., they taped fourteen takes of a rhythm track.” 100 Best Beatles Songs: An Informed Fan’s...
“aliens fly among us” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN I HOOK UP WITH AN ALIEN LOKI OR MAYBE THOR EVEN WOULD BE OKAY
“Let’s do it!” -Fahrenheit 451. FUCKING YES. LET US DO IT.
‘My, I’m thirsty,’ I said and gulped it down. (Sylvia Plath, Johnny Panic and...Bible of...
“Usually it was like spillage— cold and heavy, slippery and gray— but once in a while some stars had the nerve to rise...
“Bisec’tion, s. Division into two equal parts” O-Oh okay. The closet thing to me was a 1912 dictionary. XD;
“They spun around in surprise when the door sprang open and a masked mouse in a silk kimono rushed into the room.”...
‘As we shall see, even the dream that supposedly proves the unconscious may be another manifestation.’
Aunt Petunia found a few moldy blankets in the second room and made up a bed for Dudley on the moth-eaten sofa. [[…That...
“Zjazd na wyspie wiślanej w Raciążu, na który król udał się koło Bożego Ciała, odbywał się pod złą wróżbą i nie...
“God with all the powers attributed to spirit, is but the perfection of matter.”
matter. The limit of an addition is equal to the addition of the limits. (Screw the fact that I’m studying maths.)
“—swell with new arrivals, dissolve...form in the same breath— already there
“Hey! Look! Over there, it’s what’s-her-name!” Wow okay
“Still we may hope to meet again.” Return of the King is telling me to find a one night stand, and then hope to meet...
“The door to the room burst open, and a tall, distinguished-looking man strode into the room.” Sounds promising.
Lmao @ the notes on this
“was only ten, a skinny girl on a stolen horse with a dark forest ahead of her and men behind her who would gladly cut...
“For a few moments, Peeta and I take in the scene of our mentor trying to rise out of the slippery vile stuff from his...
“Stir before serving.” hmmmmm…
….horror stories about parochial schools
“You have the key, Senor?” he asked, except in that British public school accent it came out sounding like what you...
Chocolate Bread Pudding…
“Now, if I were to hear anybody speak slightly of you, I should fire up in a moment: but that is not at all likely, for...
“She held him closer round...neck, and rocked him...her...
“Then he really let one go at me, and...knew I was on the goddam floor again” Catcher in...